that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up
and it is:
and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!
so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’
ding password reset
Last week my teacher confiscated my mood ring and I still don’t know how I feel about this
Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.